Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Half-Beast Half-Man Allegedly Roaming the Palace Grounds



Rumors abound that the king has an exotic creature living on the palace grounds. A servant vacationing with his family let out that he caught a glimpse of a half-man half-beast roaming an outside enclosure near the vegetable garden. As he tried to get a better look a palace guard came by and told him to keep moving. He dared not let us use his name as all members of the palace staff sign confidentiality agreements as a part of their employment contracts. 

King Nebuchadnezzar's  Public Relations Department has denied that there is any such creature on palace grounds.  However rumors persist that a creature resembling a man lives outside in a heavily guarded area. We'll keep  investigating until we get to the truth.


Scriptural reference: Daniel 4:24-37   

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